Well it's 9am and That Girl and the Mister left for work a while ago. I'm all by myself in this big, quiet house. The only noise I hear is a cat outside. It sounds like it's in heat. Too bad it's not a female capybara. Yeah, that'd be nice. But it's just a silly cat. Go away cat!
I'm not feeling very adventurous on my first day at home alone so I think I'll stay within the safe boundaries of the bed and just read this magazine. It could take a while, my arms are kindof short, which makes turning these thin pages very difficult.
This is where I get to sleep everynight. Look at how much space I have! Look at this blanket. I'm in heaven! Well, I guess I do have to share it with That Girl and the Mister, but they're pretty warm and cuddly too. I'm so happy to be here!
Hallo!On this shelf lives just a fraction of my huge capybara family. We lived on the 11th floor of this unnamed department store for about nine months. A few of us were adopted but it seemed to take forever for someone to choose me! Can you spot me? I'm in the third row from the bottom, third to the left. To my right are my second cousins, Fritz and Frieda. To my left, my third cousin Morty and underneath me my great great aunt separated twice, Aunt Constantine. Hallo Family! I miss each and every one of you!
Hallo! My name is Capy (rhymes with happy) and I am a Capybara. I live in an unidentified city in Asia with two unidentified people whom I call That Girl and The Mister. They rescued me from my former home in a department store. Living space was getting tight there and although I loved being with my capybara family I am happier now that I've been adopted by That Girl and the Mister. I couldn't just leave my family in the dark about my life (I'm too darned cute) so this blowg is for them. Bye!