Well it's 9am and That Girl and the Mister left for work a while ago. I'm all by myself in this big, quiet house. The only noise I hear is a cat outside. It sounds like it's in heat. Too bad it's not a female capybara. Yeah, that'd be nice. But it's just a silly cat. Go away cat!
I'm not feeling very adventurous on my first day at home alone so I think I'll stay within the safe boundaries of the bed and just read this magazine. It could take a while, my arms are kindof short, which makes turning these thin pages very difficult.